Live calls in the dashboard

Cartman Calls. You Trade.

Crypto calls, dropped straight to Telegram. One ticket, one call, one direction. Cartman doesn't hedge.

BTC$68,420

ETH$3,420

SOL$182.00

XRP$0.6200

Indicative prices

How it works

Three steps. No fluff.

Step 1

Grab a Ticket

Pick a bundle. Each ticket unlocks one call.

Step 2

Get the Call

Cartman drops it to Telegram and your dashboard.

Step 3

Trade It

Entry, stop, targets. You decide how hard to push.

Calls that landed

Cartman's lining one up. Grab tickets now so you don't miss the drop.

Tickets

No subscription. No auto-renew. One ticket = one call.

Single Call

Dip your toe. Just one.

Starter Pack

A handful. Enough to find your rhythm.

Pro Pack

Stack deep. Respect mah authoritah.

Cartman's lining one up. Lock in tickets before it lands.